Turn the dial on the radio
Lookin’ for the sweetest tunes around
Heard enough of Sheryl Crow
My glitchy Zune isn’t making any sounds

This lack of radio choice
Not really helping this bad luck day of mine
I need a slightly liberal voice
To help me understand this American life
no more music just NPR, PRI, pubic radio
public radio!

All things considered
I needed some fresh air
Wait, wait don’t tell me
I turned to Diane Rehm
All this car talk gets to be
The best of our knowledge
Speaking of faith, what do you know?

I used to stand by the water cooler
While Sarah talked about science things
I looked like an idiot
Cause the only thing I could talk about was Queen

Since the day of that embarrassment
Radio fills every minute of my life
Now I wanna be a part of it
I’ll do my duty volunteering at the pledge drive
Hello caller, do you love NPR, PRI, public radio, you can help!

At the ten dollar level
You get this window sticker
And if you donate fifty
You’ll get this sweet coffee mug
But wouldn’t you rather be
The talk of your book club
Donate two hundred
And you’ll receive this smart tote bag